July 2010
51 posts
I spend my life starstruck.
Okay, so I’m admittedly a bit of an internet stalker. Alright, I’m a big time stalker. But, in my defense, it’s perfectly safe and legal and I have mostly good intentions. Anyway, we all know the most guilt-free method of creepin’: the FaceBook minifeed.
I have weeded out the people on FacebBook whose updates I don’t desperately need to see every day on my minifeed,...
LesbiansWhoLookLikeJustinBieber.com ...Yes, it's... →
[tfln] Texts From Last Night
Something I find incredibly amusing is entering my area code into [tfln] and guessing which one of my friends sent each text message. Here are some of my recent favorites from across the country:
(404): Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I’m looking for a party.
(304): I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I’m such a classy drunk.
(270): Don’t worry. I has...
1000 Awesome Things →
Composer Jason Robert Brown's fighting against... →
Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage Will Destroy American...
10. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 9. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 8. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and...
I'll be Scarlett, and you can be Rhett.
If you’re not a Southerner, you probably at least know someone from the South. (North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama, Louisiana or Mississippi- Virginia, Texas and Arkansas are a bit of a stretch.)
Southern ladies and gentlemen are known for their distinct behavior.
For example, when Southern women see something they don’t like, they’d never actually insult...
